The People's Soup
A velvety puree of pure human, violently compressed into culinary compliance. No ethics, no questions; just raw, unfiltered humanity crushed into a silky, hauntingly savory blend. The texture is disturbingly smooth, like a hug from something that shouldnt exist. Notes of skin, regret, and the faint aroma of fast food linger on the tongue, with a rich finish of desperation and shoe rubber. Absolutely no preservatives; just people. Best served bubbling, with a side of denial and a heavy conscience.
$19.99