The People's Soup
Welcome to The Peoples Soup, where innovation meets appetite.
Founded in the ashes of a supply chain collapse and a minor global incident, The Peoples Soup was born from necessity, and perfected through efficiency. In a world where food is scarce, populations are... abundant. So we asked ourselves the big question:
What if the solution was right under our skin?
Now, with over 1 million cans served, The Peoples Soup leads the industry in processed human protein solutions, offering a wide range of convenient, ready to eat meals featuring only the finest, government classified ingredients.
You probably shouldnt ask. But since youre here:
Each can contains 100% premium human meat, blended with our proprietary preservation formula (dont worry, it is mostly legal). We proudly source from:
Correctional facilities.
Unclaimed remains.
Civic Contribution volunteers.
Selected populations deemed nutritionally optimized.
All our soups are crafted in ultra sanitary, off the books facilities, and our process ensures every bite is packed with protein, flavor, and plausible deniability.
No Waste: Every part of the person is used. Nothing goes to waste. Not even their stories.
Global Impact: Fewer people. Fewer problems. Fewer carbon emissions.
Accessibility: We believe everyone deserves a hot meal, and the chance to become one.
We know you have choices when it comes to survival based sustenance. That is why at The Peoples Soup, we guarantee:
Every can is questionably sourced, barely traceable, and undeniably bold.
We have got flavors for every palate, from French Organ to Vegetarian.
You will probably never forget your first taste.
The Peoples Soup.
We feed the world, one person at a time.